The Dancing Diva

I am proud to say that my ashley ghurl already knows a lot of tricks. She has become the center of everybody's attention lately. After she learned to walk independently last Feb 15, she learned more things she can do to entertain us. She's becoming a "Dancing Diva". She really loooooves to dance! she bends herself really hard every time she dances. She also spin around sometimes if she likes too. Any song that has fast beats makes her dance. Here are some of her favorites...
Commercials:
a. Itnok commercial. Her first favorite dancing song. Evrytime she hears it she giggles. Unfortunately, this commercial was not being aired anymore.
b. J-O-Y commercial. This commercial is pretty long. But she dances from the time the commercial starts until it ends.
Disco Hits:
c. Chocollate. She raises her right arms and scratches her armpit with her other hand while swinging her waist or stamping her feet.
d. Dont You Just Know It. She cover her mouth with her hands and nods every time she hears the line "Ha ha ha ha Heeey Yo"
e. Choopeta. Kids just can't resist dancing with this song.
Cartoon Videos:
f. Dora The Explorer. When the video starts she looks and smiles at us, then dances excitedly while shouting "Doooora" repeatedly. She loves all Dora's songs: Intro, the map, backpack, come on bamanos(?), and we did it!
g. Barney. She has two barney videos and she never get tired of dancing everytime Barney and friends sing.

Im Invisible...

I feel like I'm invisible. Somehow I want to sing John C. Reilly's Mister Cellophane of Chicago. hayyyy....

Amos.
If someone stood up in a crowd
And raised his voice up way out loud
And waved his arm
And shook his leg
You'd notice him
If someone in a movie show
Yelled 'fired in the second row,
This whole place is a powder keg!'
You'd notice him
And even without clucking like a hen
Everyone gets noticed, now and then,
Unless, of course,
that personage should be Invisisble, inconsequential me!
Cellophane Mister cellophane
Should have been my name Mister cellophane
'cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I'm there!
I tell ya Cellophane Mister cellophane
Should have been my name Mister cellophane
'cause you can look right through me walk right by me
And never know I'm there. . .
Suppose you was a little cat
Residin' in a person's flat
Who fed you fish and scratched your ears?
You'd notice him
Supoose you was a woman wed
And sleepin' in a double bed beside a man for seven years
You'd notice hime
A human being's made of more thatn air
With all that bulk , you're bound to see him there
Unless that human bein' next to y ou Is unimpressive, undistingueshed
You know who. . .
Should have been my name Mister cellophane
'cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I'im there
I tell ya Cellophane Mister cellophane
Should have been my name Mister cellophane
'cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I'm there
Never even know I'm there


Wonder why? Just read between the lines....

Bloopers

I'm pretty sure everybody has its own bloopers in their lives. And Im not afraid to write it here in my blog so everybody would know. Nagpapakatotoo lng ako. So ito na po:

1. I was in grade school when my first blooper happened. It rained that day and the class had ended. So uwian na po. Kapag uwian, dalawang daan lng ang pde naming daanan: shortcut or longcut. Sa shortcut, dadaan lng naman kmi sa dating palayan na naging talahiban na naging daan naman sa kadadaan ng mga estudyanteng tulad ko. Gets nyo ang transformation? Estimated time: 3mins. Ang longcut naman, lalakarin mo naman ang mahabang daan (kaya nga long eh) palabas ng subdivision. Estimated time: 30-40mins. So san ka pa eh d sa shortcut syempre? Eh umulan nga d b? So sa shortcut ako dumaan. Buti na lng may mga batong pdeng apakan para d ganong maputikan. Eh kaso antrapik kc sobrang bagal magsilakad ng mga tao. Nagovertake ako sa kabilang daan na talahib lng ang apakan. Tutal may dumaadaan din naman don, join n ko. Mas mabilis don eh. As expected nde ako nadulas. Nalubog lng ang paa ko hanggang binti sa putik at kahit anong pilit kong umahon para less ang makakita ay di ko magawa. So everybody saw me, my classmates, school mates at ofcourse my teachers. Buti n lng tinulungan ako ng isa kong classmate (may crush kc sakin, buti d naturn off, hehe).
Lesson of the story: sasabay lagi sa may crush sa yo. Gets?

2. Still in grade school. Ang daan: sa shortcut pa din (wlang kadala-dala!). Infairness, nde don ang 2nd blooper. I survived sa shortcut. Nag-aabang n lng ako ng jeep pauwi. Tagal kong makasakay kc andami naming estudyanteng nag-aabang. Luckily may biglang humintong jeep sa harap ko. So dalidali akong sumakay. Pag-akyat ko ng jeep habang nasa pintuan p lng ako, bigla n lng syang humarurot ng takbo. Ayun tuloy ako nakasabit sa jeep ang isang kamay nakakapit sa hawakan at ang isa wumawagayway hawak ang attachecase ko. Pagtingin ko sa kanan, nakita ko may crush sa kin (iba naman to) napamulagat sa pagkabigla sa kinahinatnan ko.
Lesson of the story: cguraduhing nakauwi na ang may crush sayo bago sumakay ng jeep.

3. Three in a row. Would you believe na 3x akong nagkamaling muntikang mapapasok sa men's CR in just one day? Two of which is at the mall and the other one is in a hotel.
Lesson of the story: dont use your cellphones while going to the comfort room.