Ashley says what?

Walking in the parking lot, Ashley suddenly asked her Dad..
Ashley: "Dad, where is our car?"
Dad: "Oh we left our car in Binan."
Ashley: "But why?"
Dad: "Because it cannot fit in the airplane."
Ashley: "Ah okay. Hmmm... alam ko na! when we already have lots and lots of money, we can buy a new car.. di ba Daddy?"
Daddy: "Ah yes Ashley.. hehe" ***oo nga naman, dad***
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While playing with Ate Mayet in the playground...
Ashley: "Ate Mayet, why are they black people? Hmmm.....because they dont take a bath ha?"
Mayet: (got stunned) "Ha ah eh... yes, hihi" ***bad mayet bad! hehe***
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Ashley, still wondering about sexuality...
Ashley: "Ate Mayet... are you a boy?" ***hahaha! umamin ka mayet! umamin ka! :D
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While taking a bath with Mommy..
Ashley: (pointing to my legs) "Mom, what's that?"
Mommy: "Ha, what is it?" (thought there's a dirt in my legs..)
Ashley: "Mom, why are your legs big? Ahh....because you eat a lot!"
Mommy: "Hmmp! Thank you ha! :D"
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Another moment with Ate Mayet..
Ashley: "Ate Mayet, why is mommy beautiful and daddy is ugly?"
Ate Mayet: (not prepared yet to answer Ashley...)
Ashley: "Kasi daddy is not combing his hair eh. He doesn't wear headband like mommy."
***mag-ipit ka kc dad! ayan pangit ka tuloy kay Ashley haha!***
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Mommy: "Ok, kiss mommy goodbye, i'll be going to the office."
Ashley: "Mom, be very very fast ha.. Tell the bus driver to be very very fast, ok? You also tell daddy to turn off the computer so he'll be here na."
***Awww..always a heart breaking moment***
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While having dinner with mom and dad.
Ashley: "Dad, Mom, i am happy."
Dad: "Why?"
Ashley: "Because you are here and mommy is also here. Kaya I'm happy!" ***Ohhh...